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Introducing The Handie, the world’s first all-in-one ‘finishing tool for men’

Introducing The Handie, the world’s first all-in-one ‘finishing tool for men’

If the nineties were all about vibrators for women, the teenies seem to be the decade of the male sex toy.

And the latest ‘finishing tool for men’ on the block is The Handie – a sort of bionic hand for, well, w*nking.

Made from food-grade silicone, The Handie has a whole caboodle of stimulating features, including a ‘textured penetration simulator’ and a ‘vibrating bullett’.

And there’s no need to worry about chaffing, as the handie even has a built-in self-lubrication system. Vom.

But before you eagerly rush off to buy one, we’re sorry to tell you that The Handie isn’t available quite yet, because (as with seemingly everything nowadays) it’s being crowd funded.

As you’d imagine there are some rather unique incentives, including ‘access to a free, live, uncensored webcast documenting the moulding of a porn star for her Signature Series The Handie’ for a donation of $200. Which quite frankly put us off our lunch.

Still, if you fancy giving The Handie a hand (ba-dum-cha) reaching its $69,000 target, you can do so through its Indiegogo page.

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